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I got this video link from a fellow blogger (Charmayne) in Kennysia‘s chatbox. I have provided the lyrics for easier singing to the tune, the video in itself also has karaoke lyrics.

Lyrics:
My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava!
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!

Have you been high today?
I see the nuns are gay!
My brother yelled to me…
I love you inside Ed!

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
I told a high school girl…
I love you inside me!

I’d love to see you pee on us tonight!
You feel me up with doom.
Quit looking up at me!
You got a minute girl?

The puppy had a fee!
Don’t think I do love her
We’re looking in a pill!
All of them like the bun!

Now poop on them Oliver!
You know the hole to put it!
Your pundit got armor!

Who put the goat in there?
The yellow goat I ate!
(I like to swim in it)
(I like to swim in his)

A nerd to punk a nerd.
I’m bleeding Fucking A!
That stuff is pink colored!
Some day I sell DNA!

This boar ain’t very cool.
You need a Hindi yew!
Got into Seattle.
I’ll lay a friend of yours!

I fought a barber man!
We know what’s in butter rum!
A jet pack… operation…
Send him the crazy Hindu!

Whatever! My Sadist!
All baked and cooked alive!
I lick you… Belinda…
The ninja made a movement.

Tell Donna… No collar…
I’ll do what body loves!
I put papaya there.
You love me inside there!

Have you been high today?
I love you inside me!

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There were about 30 students in a language centre. They were all working adults. At their first class, the students were asked to introduce themselves and why they enrolled for the course.

Next each student was asked to read a passage. The passage ran like this:

My mother went to a hotel near the airport to see a friend, Mrs. B. Rampa, who had flown in from Singapore. After not having seen each other for three years, they went to the hotel lounge to chat over a few drinks.

It was early afternoon and there were no other customers except for them and a Japanese tourist. They were each warming a bar stool and chatting away when the Japanese tried to get flirt with them.

He said: “Ladies, let me buy you both a Johnny Walker, eh?” My mother said: “Beat it.”

Embarassed at being rejected, the Japanese suddenly bared his teeth like an animal and growled. Then he used foul language on the two women. At that moment, a security guard appeared and asked the Japanese to leave.

As he was escorted out of the lounge, he threatened to complain to a big Press at the rude treatment. There was peace in the lounge again and my mother and Mrs. B. Rampa giggled like little girls.

When one of the students, a salesman read the passage, it sounded like this:

My mudder went to a hot-tell near the airpot to see a fliend, Mrs. B. Lampa, who had flown in from Singkapoh. After not having sin each other for tree years, they went to the hot-tell launch to chat over a few dlinks.

It was early afternoon and there were no udder customers except for them and a Jarpenis tourist. They were each warming a bar stool and chatting away when the Jarpenis tried to flood with them.

He said: “Ladies, let me buy you both a Chuni Walker, eh?” My mudder said: “Bit it.”

Embarassed at being rejected. The Jarpenis suddenly bared his tit like an animal and glowed. Then he used fowl-language on the two women. At that moment, a security guard appeared and arsed the Jarpenis to leave.

As he was escorted out of the launch, he threatened to complain to a big breast at the root treatment. There was piss in the launch again and my mudder and Mrs. B. Lampa giggled like litter girls.

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